more vids! and more riddlez!!!

hello everyone!… hello? anyone? …. anyone?…… Bueller? i dont usually like posting three times in a row, it makes me feel like im the only one that visits the site. BUT anyhow i really wanted to put this one video on the blog because… its… funny. my english teacher showed it to us.(he does a lot of videos apparently)

this did teach me what a sinectocky was.(i dont think i spelled that right…)

also, since im here doing a post now, ill give you guys a few more riddles:

1. With pointed fangs it sits in wait, with piercing force its doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, eternally joining in a single bite. What is it?

2. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and surround every place. what am i?

3. Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

and finally,

4. Kings and queens may cling to power
and the jester’s got his call
But, as you may all discover,
the common one outranks them all.

check the comments section for the answers

the riddle is back!

hey everyone! (which really means sethimine, peachsupreme, and occasionally her sister poppycorn) i havent done my usual riddles in a while so i decided i would do 2 today. both of these seem really easy but most people get them wrong. i sure did. take a guess! ill give the answer if someone answers it right or in a week if no one does.

 the first one i may have already told sethimine so if u know it keep your trap shut.

1. a ball and a bat together cost $1.10. the bat is $1.00 more than the ball. how much is the ball?

ok the next one i read in a book and i understand if you dont understand. its called the Monty Hall Problem.

2. Youre on a game show, and the host shows you three doors. behind one is a car. behind the other 2 are goats.(obviously, you want the car) whatever door you pick the host will open one of the 2 you didnt pick and open it to reveal a goat. the host will then ask you if you want to switch to the remaining door, or stay at this one. should you switch or stay?

alright, there they are. have at it! and the first one to answer the second one correctly gets… well, you dont get anything. BUT wont it feel good?

indie-pen-dance! 4th of july riddle

hello fellow blogians! no that doesn’t sound right… blogites? blog-people? hmm…

hello fellow blog users!! i have a riddle for you that fit the mood today.

July 4th, the day of our flag,
one day of the year, when nothings a drag.
we Picture it perfect, with all our friends,
everything’s Funny, the night never ends.
one way to celebrate is with Flashing Lights
the sky is so pretty, so bright!
so try to find those beautiful sky flashes,
quick, before the fireworks turn to ashes!

sorry, i took like an hour to come up with one, but i could not even find a normal riddle about the fourth of july!(plenty of jokes though), not thebest, but i’ll get beter! so… ill give a hint… r_ _e_ _ _1 if you need more ill fill more blanks.

you cant stop chuck norris

hello, this is blue creature here with a bunch of chuck norris FACTS! and the first one is some thing we just learned in class, but it was a bit different

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more powerful than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

 

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

 

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

ill add more later, after my internet starts working faster. i have 10 favorites to put on here

first seekand find!

k… thinking one hint isits in one of my posts…

“People of something 2010, let’s face it,
to solve anything you must start with the basics.
to solve this incredibly hard RIDDLE,
you must observe this first posts middle.
to be more specific, think of the old times,
you’ll remember where ____ is now, there once was limes”

 

if you need another hint just call. and bear, no checking every post of mine for when it was last edited!

More Jokes :3

Lol. This happened last year at a sleepover.
K is one of my friends (the one hosting the party), T is K’s cousin, and L is this girl I hate, but she was invited anyways.
At sleeping time…
Me: *pretends to fall asleep*
L: Awwww, she’s so cyoot when she’s asleep! ~ ❤
T: *giggles softly*
Me: *starts kicking air*
K: Awww, I wonder what she’s dreaming?
Me: *suddenly rolls over, faces L, still pretending to be asleep, and suddenly starts slapping L* AUUUUUUGH ONOZ DEADLY PINK COCKROACH AAAAAAUGH HALP HALP HALP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP OMFG OMGGGGG DEADLY PINK COCKROACH OF DEEEEEATH!!! *stops*
Everyone else: o_o mixed with 😮
L: *moves accross the room*
*long silence*
K: Good night!
T: G’night!
L: Goo-
Me: *gets up, still pretending to be asleep, and starts slapping L* OMFGGGGG TWO PINK COCKROACHES OF DEATH AAAAUUUUUGH OMFG HALPPPPP SLAP SLAP SLAP OMFG!!! >:U
L: HALP!!! *slaps back*
Me: *suddenly falls over* *pretends to slowly wake up**sees L trying to slap me* …excuse me wtf is dis.

_________________________________________

Me: Hi, wassup?
Friend: Nothin’ much. My sister can start driving today
Me: Don’t get in the car! No matter what she says, do not get in the car!
Friend: Ok, wanna come over?
Me: Sure, but I have to eat lunch first.
Friend: Me too. I actually eat.
Me: Wow, were you anorexic?
Friend: No, I wa-
Me: OMG. I have to get you on Dr. Phil
Friend: I dun wanna go on Dr. Phil. His lack of hair creeps me out.
Me: I bet he’s not bald, he just shaves his head before the show.
Friend: Ok….
*Akward Silence*
Me: You love Dr. Phil and you know it! *hangs up*

_______________________________________________

Me: I have a colorful vocabulary!!! 😀
BFF: orly?
Me: Yeah!!! *starts screaming every swear word I know, which is many, many, many words*
…
*long silence*
BFF: Hey, uh, Cassie? ._.
Me: Yeah?
BFF: You’re on speaker.
Me: …
BFF: And my aunt had a baby two weeks ago, and she and the baby are visiting today….
Me: …o_o WHAT WHAT.
BFF: Yeeeah…
Me: …o_o
o_o
o_o
o_o
*hangs up quickly*

______________________________________________

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Lolwut remember this?

Lol, My science teacher, like most, has a skeleton in his class room named BillyBobJoeWhatsforgerInScienceclasswackersmith. Or… somethin’ like that.  He was showing us something on the skull and when he put the head back on, everyoone was staring at it and he turned away and all of a sudden, it swung around and looked straight at a person. It was so funny, but a some were afraid to laugh until one burst out laughing.. 0.0

LOL WALL OF TEXT

(( Whoops- Jaw Spasm! My friend quoted White Wolf without even knowing it.))

Hi lol

After a man retired, his wife insisted that he accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wife is like most women – she loved to browse. Yesterday his dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs.Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.’

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12.. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna’ look by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’

And last, but not least ….

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’

” I say! It is a new joke from Seph!”

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached <spider.gif>

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached <spider2.gif>

Welcome to SOMETHING ORIGINAL

 

Note: This post is sticky, check below for all new posts!

Welcome to a blog that is home to a few young adults who like to share their ideas and experiences though writing and drawing. Here you will find something you might never have seen or heard before. Here you will see something quite imaginative. something astounding. Something Unique. 

Something Original.

Important Websites:

A translator that translates your favorite websites into different languages! Not just any languages, oh no, but languages such as Jeff K, leet, pig latin, and valley girl! http://www.degraeve.com/translator.php

Seth’s amazing storywriting madness!
http://wheygrove.tumblr.com/

http://www.facebook.com/

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/

 

And, if we find anymore, then well, yeah.

 

jokes r back, baby!

they. r. back. i got 3

1#

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’.

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing along at the Opera.

6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

8. remember to take your daily dose of laughing gas.

9. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’

2#

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

and finally:

3#

The School Answering Machine

This is hilarious – no wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2

To complain about what we do – Press 3

To swear at staff members – Press 4

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you – Press 5

If you want us to raise your child – Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year – Press 8

To complain about bus transportation – Press 9

To complain about school lunches – Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

comment 2 vote on which one is funniest!

riddle from our video gamer!

hey, u guys! i got this riddle from videosayg! here i go

a man gets shot in the head in a room with 53 bicycles and an overturned table. why was he shot? this riddle does not have enough info, so give a hint: the bycycles are flat.